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Dude, I hate MS Access . . . TechEd take me away

Do I even have to spell this out for anyone? 

I worked with a team that did so many access-to-web projects that we had a canned “Why Access Sucks for More than your Desktop” document ready to send as part of our first response.  I forget the specifics, it's been so long (thank God!), but we had a clever acronym like the “5 Ds: Data Integrity, Distributed Accessibility . . .”  I wish I had a copy of that just in case . . . it was well written and had tons of cited sources.

I'm not even going to discuss the details of my current frustration; suffice it to say that it's after midnight and I'm not doing anything close to .Net -- my general rule is that only cool .Net stuff occupies my attention after 12 midnight, but an emergency came up for a customer and so here I am.  I'm just taking a break before I wrestle with Access anew.  This is just one of those things that working for a small company entails . . . there's the Access customer from time to time (although we've grown them into SQL Server and a split DB architecture -- steps in a positive direction!).  The Ldb files, data compaction and corruption, access specific security, replication, the list goes on and on.  I can't leave out On error resume next

Like Bob Reselman's Coding Slave asks: do you spend more time with code you hate than with the people you love? Tonight I sure do.  It's funny to consider I'll be enjoying TechEd stuff in a few days, but I've got these MS Access hurdles to overcome before I can get there.  TechEd is my light at the end of the tunnel.  I don't recall seeing any Access database classes on the TechEd agenda . . .

Happy .Netting (and not Accessing)!



Comments

icandothat said:

I hate access so much I want to kill myself for telling someone I could build them a database in it. What a pain in the ass. It sucks I hate it.. thats about it.
# November 9, 2004 6:30 PM

Raj said:

Tell me the xtra features to make my project better like vbcodes etc.
# December 5, 2004 7:01 PM

Raj said:

Tell me the xtra features to make my project better like vbcodes etc.
# December 5, 2004 7:02 PM

Kabir Patel said:

I fully agree. Using MS Access should be a criminal offence. I've just spent 2 months working on an Access project after 2 years in .NET and it is soooooo painful.

# February 18, 2007 1:09 PM

Snork said:

I just got a job cause I knew Access. I did it for the big bucks cause I just got laid off two weeks before my son was born and I needed the cash fast. I just dont understand why talented programmers end up at MS putting out POS crap like Access. Working in Access for me is like being buried alive with Bill Gates. OMG. Well the money's good i guess

# October 11, 2007 2:02 AM

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