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Kyle Baley - The Coding Hillbilly

"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works" -- Douglas Adams

Blame Canada

I have a little secret. Well, more than one, but there is only one that I'm going to share today. By day, I'm an average (below average some would say) C# coder from the Great White North. Like most Canadians, I'm pretty quiet, and relatively polite.

I spend my days consulting for local companies. I take the odd trip to code camps (Victoria, Calgary, Phoenix to name a few) and user groups to speak about varioblamecanada2us things - TDD and Mono in particular. I even blog occasionally about various things related to .NET developing, but nothing to offensive because that wouldn't be... Canadian (eh).

And yet, by night, after the samoyed has been walked and the kids are put in to bed, I fire up my RSS feed aggregator and start making notes on so me of the things I read. All kinds of notes. Not always nice notes. Some of these notes get blogged. Now, how can I blog these not-nice things and still maintain the facade of a nice, quiet Canadian? Why, I use a nom-de-plume (yes, here in Canada we have French too). Yes, today I confess to the greatest mystery in modern times.

No, I was not on the grassy knoll on November 22, 1963.

Even more diabolical: I am the Alt.Net Pursefight blogger. Yes, I am claiming to be the diabolical genius behind that blog. For those who were/are offended by the blog, you now can now Blame Canada for your displeasure.

Apologizes to Scott Bellware, who I understand is living in fear now due to everybody thinking it's him. The next time I see him I shall have to make amends with a bottle of Laphroaig. I'm sure that the presence of this single-malt will cause the Igloo Coder to crawl out of the woodwork, but this is the price of penance.


Published Apr 01 2008, 08:48 AM by Kyle Baley
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Comments

Joshua Flanagan said:

Wow, it all makes perfect sense...

Except... do they celebrate April Fool's Day in Canada and/or the Bahamas?

# April 1, 2008 9:55 AM

Brendan Tompkins said:

Impossible!  I'm the Alt.Net Pursefight blogger

# April 1, 2008 10:26 AM

Bil Simser said:

I thought I was?

# April 1, 2008 10:31 AM

Sean Chambers said:

Even though I haven't been blogging alot recently on LosTechies, doesn't mean I haven't been

# April 1, 2008 10:35 AM

Mark Lennox said:

I'm spartacus!

# April 1, 2008 11:01 AM

Spartacus said:

I'm Spartacus!

# April 1, 2008 12:51 PM

alberto said:

You are just a fool. Happy birthday! :P

# April 1, 2008 1:39 PM

Sergio Pereira said:

By now you either realized that my last post was a joke, not even written by me, or you are not even

# April 1, 2008 1:49 PM

Community Blogs said:

Okay, by now all of you with a few ounces of grey matter have figured out that today's earlier post

# April 1, 2008 7:38 PM

Conspiracy++ | Caffeinated Coder said:

Pingback from  Conspiracy++ | Caffeinated Coder

# April 1, 2008 11:46 PM

Scott Bellware said:

If I lived in fear, do you think I would have shaken the tree so much for so long?

# April 2, 2008 2:23 AM

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