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A developer's frame of thought
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland.  They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt, scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
 
"I know", said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."
 
"No, no", said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before.  I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."
 
"Well", said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."


Posted Wed, Dec 21 2005 8:52 AM by Raymond Lewallen
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Michael wrote re: A developer's frame of thought
on Wed, Dec 21 2005 1:11 PM
Brillant!
David Hayden wrote re: A developer's frame of thought
on Wed, Dec 21 2005 2:10 PM
LOL!
Bart Bultinck's Blog wrote too damn funny - A developer's frame of thought
on Tue, Dec 27 2005 4:32 PM
Thomas Freudenberg wrote re: A developer's frame of thought
on Mon, Jan 9 2006 9:49 AM
I remember an alternative end:
The Windows programmer says: Lets close all windows, stop the engine, start it again, and open all windows again.
anti-keseronokan » Blog Archive » A Developer’s Frame of Thought wrote anti-keseronokan » Blog Archive » A Developer’s Frame of Thought
on Thu, Dec 28 2006 1:03 PM
Zman's Diary wrote I remembered why I hate building PCs....
on Thu, Aug 9 2007 12:33 PM

So while you are all sitting around waiting for the next installment of 'ZMans super computer tales'

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