Contest to create the best definition of ‘DSL’

There’s a catch though.  You have to speak as if you were Justice Gray.  A winning entry must contain words like metrosexual or reference hair products.  A winning entry may also simply make the average person very uncomfortable and make you wonder if it’s NSFW or not.  Ok, ready, go.

This is all to help Chad come up with a better title for his KaizenConf talk.

About Jeremy Miller

Jeremy is the Chief Software Architect at Dovetail Software, the coolest ISV in Austin. Jeremy began his IT career writing "Shadow IT" applications to automate his engineering documentation, then wandered into software development because it looked like more fun. Jeremy is the author of the open source StructureMap tool for Dependency Injection with .Net, StoryTeller for supercharged acceptance testing in .Net, and one of the principal developers behind FubuMVC. Jeremy's thoughts on all things software can be found at The Shade Tree Developer at
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  • Dave Laribee


  • Justice~!

    Holy cow guys – it needs more than just some casual references to “metrosexual” or hair care products to make a successful title that causes monumental arousal!

  • Justice~!

    Now that you’ve mentioned the goal is to make Laribee uncomfortable…

  • Chad Myers

    Side note: The key objective here is to make David Laribee terribly uncomfortable and lose his cool — a feat which heretofore has never been achieved (or at least recorded/documented).

  • Chad Myers

    Correction: A winning entry *SHOULD* also make the average person very uncomfortable and be very ambiguous whether it’s NSFW or not.